Another funny poem by Vaibhav Gupta

Class-(Sholay Style)

(Mam class me aate hue, haat me scale le ke, homework copies ka collection ho raha hai)

Mam: Kitenbe bache hai re is class me ?

Tasha: Mam 45

Mam: 45, aur copies kitni hai ?

Tasha: Mam 42

(Vaibhav Kapoor ,Jordy aur Devesh ne kaam nahi kiye, chup chaap khade hai)

Mam: Bache 45, aur copies 42, announcement ki thi ?

Tasha: Yes mam

Mam: Phir bhi laut aaye, khali haath, kya soche ? mam khush hogi ?

sabasi degi kyon? aur 'A' grade bhi?

Iski saza milegi, barabar milegi ….

(Mam teeno ka 10 marks ka test leti hai aur fail hone wale ko bro. ke pass bhejne ki baat kehti hai)

Mam: Are o Tasha, kitne marks hai re choroon ke ?

Tasha: Mam Jordy ke 4,

Mam: Ee to bach gaya ,

Tasha: Mam Vaibhav kapoor ke bhi 4,

Mam: Are Ee bhi bach gaya, Ab tera kya hoga Batra?

Devesh: Maine aapki data khai hai mam,

Mam: Ab brother ki bhi kha…..

Tasha: Mam Devesh ke bhi 4,

Mam: Are Ee bhi bach gaya, Teeno hi bach gaye……

Hahahahahah……hahahahha….hahaha……..

(Agle hi second teeno class ke bahar….)

Mam: Jo meri class me has gaya samjho mar gaya……