Part 2 : The ten commandments

So . . . let me move on with it . . .

COMMANDMENT NO.6
"Thou shalt hold up the traffic at every possible oppurtunity"

This rule dosent apply to you unless you're the first car at the traffic lights . . . if not, follow rule christened "Horn OK Please".

Back up at a busy thouroughfare, stop right in the middle of a road (Blueline coming up to you from behind : NOT A GOOD IDEA !) . . .

If anyone blows their horn, blow yours too. From an impromptu Horn OK Please band !!

COMMANDMENT NO.7
"Thou shalt sendeth the bicyclists to the great Tour De France in the sky"

As irritating as a fly on your nose, they ring their bells incessantly, scrath your paint job, and most annoyingly, reach their destination far quicker than you could ever hope for in your Air Conditioned misery. Preferably, shove a cyclist up the sidewalk, or crash it into a pedestrian. Now that would truly be two birds with one stone.

COMMANDMENT NO.8
"Thou shalt overtake from any side as thee sees fit"

It dosent matter to Alonso what side he overtakes from isnt it ? The why should it be any different for me ? Its a jungle out there and only the fittest shall survive (only those who do what they see is right and manage to pull it off) . . . So go ahead, honk your horn, flash your lights, and floor it . . . if youre lucky, you can even show the Birdie to the poor guy who gets owned . . .

COMMANDMENT NO.9
"Thou shalt assault the average bystander with lud, obnoxious music and paint job"

Paint your ride bright pink, put meaningless Hebrew hieroglyphyics vinyls, dont forget the huge exhaust pipe . . . . Play loud meaningless music (with preferable settings : Bass : 100, Treble : -4) . . . and youll get an idea of where Im going . . . If a cop catches you, pretend you know some big politician . . . with that bad a taste, he'll probably believe you too . . .

COMMANDMENT NO.10
"Thou shalt useth your internal combustion chariot to its absolute maximum, and then some."

If its a hatchback, pack in a full drum kit . . . with your whole family. If its a van (preferably an Omni), pack in a full Basketball team (the seniors) . . . the last row may have their heads up their a**es . . . but who cares ! Atleast you'll have the record for the lowest collective IQ ever in a vehicle, excluding the Indian Cricket team returning from a 10-0 defeat in Australia . . .


So there you have it fellow bloggers : the ten commandments. . . .

Next up will be : The 10 things that you should and should not do before you die . . .

Cheers !